Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
There are two rules for success: 1) Don't tell all you know.
Is google a woman? Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions.
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